” Morrissey is a twat, isn’t he? Everyone knows that. Whether he’s coming out with his dubious neo-fascist nonsense or blaming Kate Middleton for contributing to that nurse’s death, there’s always one kind of crap or another falling from his miserable lips. It hasn’t always been this way, mind. There was a time when you would have thought he was some kind of miserable, four-eyed Jesus. Preaching his moany gospel in early 80’s England. As if the place wasn’t miserable enough already, we had to put up with him singing about his broken bicycle on a hillside desolate and getting run over by a bus. And not having any clothes or something.
The thing is, I’ve ALWAYS thought Morrissey was a twat. Long before you thought he was a twat. Right from the beginning. Right from the first time, I clapped eyes on him. “Twat”, I thought to myself. And I was right. Because the music that he constantly played said absolutely nothing to me about my life.”
https://sabotagetimes.com/music/why-ive-always-known-that-morrissey-was-a-giant-twat
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